"If the Eiffel Tower were now representing the world's age, the skin of the paint on the pinnacle knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was meant for. I reckon they would, I dunno."
- MARK TWAIN

Thursday, December 4, 2008

canadian politicians can take ethical advice from smack-talking NHL thugs

When discussing Sean Avery - a man who rarely, if ever, shirks an opportunity to behave boorishly despite placing himself, as an NHL hockey player, in a role model position for thousands of young athletes - you'll quickly realize I have about as much respect for the man as that stubborn pink stuff I have to scrub off my shower every week.

Yesterday, in apologizing for his latest Avery-ism and thus at least acknowledging his undeservedly poor behaviour, he actually placed himself in a higher ethical position than the zoo that has become Canadian parliament (one could argue this was the case even before the apology, as at least his misbehaviour won't directly affect the lives of millions of Canadians, but I digress).

With this whole coalition buzz going on, I see a lot of people taking sides, and although I've been reading both sides of the argument an awful lot (maybe too much, with exams around the corner!), I find myself too disgusted by both groups to set up camp anywhere.

At first I was surprised by how soon after the election this all came about. Mere weeks after Harper was elected, and with the budget not even released yet (the proposed date - January 27th - is more than a reasonable amount of time), I was already being told by pro-Coalitionists that Harper has failed to secure the needs of a country in economic crisis. Already? Apparently, I thought, something more substantial than his preliminary statements have been released, such that people can make this lofty judgment. Not so... all articles were simply more of the same: Harper hasn't yet shown that he'll stimulate the economy sufficiently (despite their yet unreleased budget plan); blatant partisan bullying in the form of removal of public finances for political parties, hurting the Conservatives the least (which Harper has backed down on), and claims that it is constitutionally within the rights of the Opposition to coalesce (as if Harper denies this; his grievances lie elsewhere). Nonetheless, I'm told, jumping the gun and flinging the country into political turmoil is still justified.

But wait, I told myself, I'm no Conservative. Although I can think of worse Prime Ministers in recent memory, Harper has done little to garner my support. Why should a young, socially progressive academic like myself toady up to someone who has done so little of the same for me? I'm as angered as anyone by his political grand-standing as of late; I also happen to think those public finances better ensure a healthy, fair, democratic battleground for campaigning parties. This anger towards Harper isn't new, though.

He elected an chiropractor and acupuncturist - both antiscientific quackery at its best - as our Minister of Science and Technology, for Chrissakes. If there's one other thing, aside from science, that I support it's music; nothing gladdens me more to see talented and creative young musicians doing what they love for a living... well, except maybe seeing their governments providing the necessary initial stepping stones for this to happen. I don't think its a coincidence the happiest and mentally healthiest countries overseas also have strong support for burgeoning young local artists, but its clear from his treatment of arts funding in Canada that Harper doesn't see it. Women continue to experience wage inequality in the Canadian workplace, and Harper (among others) can certainly take a bow for this. Under Harper, the right to appeal pay equity cases to the Canadian Human Rights Commission has been slashed, with the Conservatives decreeing that its a matter for bargaining in the federal public sector. This has effectively stripped it of its status as part of a right to protection from discrimination. I could go on and on.

So when I say I don't support the coalition, it's not because I'm a fan of Harper. First off, I don't support it because the Opposition has done nothing to convince me this is anything but a power grab: appeals from level-headed Liberals like Gordon Campbell to at least wait for the budget have gone unheeded, claims that he has no plan to help the crisis situation are pure hogwash (among other things, he's stated he'll double spending on infrastructure, assist seniors on RRIF as well as securing pensions, putting $1B into jobs retraining with the baby boomers on the way out, as well as aid for the auto industry, aerospace and forestry...). Harper's backing down on the budget removal did nothing to slow their momentum. If they were sincere, it should have. Their inability to wait for the budget only further confirms this.

So would the coalition do any better? When asked, Dion blusters not once but three times, claiming he doesn't understand the question despite it being clearly-worded and simple in concept. Eventually he gives up and ends the interview. Let's assume they've begun planning since the video however: could a combination of three parties, with politically different and often conflicting ideologies, agree on a long-term budget plan any sooner than the Conservatives have proposed? Of course not, the notion is ridiculous.

But this represents the desires of the majority of Canadians, doesn't it? Look at the polls - the Conservatives only garnered 37% of the vote, while the coalition's votes total 62%. The thing is, nobody was voting for a coalition. Voting for a coalition is like putting money on a pair of three-legged racers in Olympic sprint - it will be a struggle, at best, for a group of politically dissonant parties to run the country effectively, and people know this. You want to play the numbers game? Sure - 74% of Canadians voted against Dion, 82% against Layton and 90% against Duceppe, but these are the people who may be running the country soon. Using numbers is completely disingenuous.

I look south of the border and I see Obama's honest attempts to unite a divided country and find a common goal to an over-arching crisis. Between Harper's partisan bullying and the Opposition's shark-like blood frenzy, I see nothing of the same north of the border. There is NOTHING stopping the two sides from ending this behaviour: apologizing, extending an olive branch and finding some common ground for the sake of Canada. The continued vitriol, however, shows that both sides are more concerned with saving face, than admitting any wrong-doing. What a day where Canadian politicians have something to learn from an immature, Piltdownian hockey player.

Monday, December 1, 2008

ray comfort - certainly not comforting to my respect for my fellow man

So PZ Meyers decided to touch on the (by now, I expect) infamous Ray Comfort's most recent drop of ignorant inanity in his already sizable online swamp. For convenience, the bewilderingly dumb collection of words is as follows:

Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half ("Asexual organisms reproduce by fission (splitting in half)." Ask A Scientist, Biology Archive, http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99927.htm.)

Shocking, eh?

Meyers covers the usual bases in his response: he describes our actual evolutionary history - chock full of that fun and productive pastime the whole way through - and finishes with the usual acknowledgment that creationists, requiring some way to self-assuredly disbelieve in evolution, are woefully, stubbornly ignorant of its every nuance.

None of this was, of course, necessary. Though surprisingly measured for Meyers, I don't think this sort of response was fitting. I think my initial response is still the best:

Sunday, May 18, 2008

got a job

I received some awesome news recently: I'll be working as a tour guide/lecturer at the Burgess Shale this summer. For those of you without much knowledge about paleontology, this is a supremely fascinating and important fossil complex in the mountains near Field, B.C. It's what's known as a Konservat-Lagerstätte: a literal translation from the original German would be 'conservation storage area,' where specimens are not only preserved incredibly well, but whole.

The wonderful preservation of specimens gives us a literal snap-shot of life at the time - in this case, around the middle Cambrian era, about 500 million years ago (hundreds of millions of years before the dinosaurs). Often the most initially striking thing about the Burgess Shale is the often alien form and function of the animals therein. Scientists who initially approached the study of these animals assumed them to be a bit odd, somewhat primitive but perfectly classifiable with respect to life as we know it today. It took some frustration and bewilderment, but the observations insisted - this assumption needed discarding. While there were a few specimens that would eventually give way to modern genera (Sanctacaris would arguably beget modern chelicerates; Canadaspis would foreshadow the crustaceans), the large majority of animals in the Burgess Shale were completely unique and genetically isolated from life thereafter.

This is literally an alien world were talking about here, but we don't need a space ship to visit it; just a time machine, which is provided by the amazing and highly unlikely extent of the fossil preservation up in the mountains of B.C. Just as you see stars that are hundreds of thousands of years old when you observe the night sky (the time its taken for the light of its image to reach us), to visit and study fossil beds like the Burgess Shale is to see life as it was in the adolescence of the Earth, the midsection of geological time's Eiffel Tower, on which we as humans are only the uppermost coat of paint. To not be awed by this, I think, is inhuman. To not acknowledge this is to cheapen life as we know it.

Friday, March 28, 2008

a bit of conflict ain't so bad

As a bit of a Gouldian (I’m talking about the late, great Stephen Jay Gould: paleontologist, natural historian, philanthropist, moralist, writer, baseball fan, and overall awesome guy), I’ve heard a lot of objections by other atheists, spurred on by writers like Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris, to one of Gould’s more famous pet ideas – NOMA. It’s an acronym for Non-Overlapping Magisteria, and it basically says that religion has its field of expertise, science has its own, and if only people would let them, they could stand on their own respective sides of the line without any conflict.

To a certain extent I agree with this, which makes it a greater extent than many. I mean, both sides’ refusal to draw a mutually agreeable line doesn’t mean there isn’t one out there. There are questions any atheist out there will agree only religion will touch; questions such as whether limbo exists, or whether a new soul is created when embryos split to become twins (or when two embryos combine to become a chimera). I’d be the first to state that such “dilemmas” are completely uninteresting and above all intellectually vacant, but nonetheless some are concerned by questions like these, and this is a chill that the purview of science has no warm blanket for.

Fact is, though (and I think Gould realized this too), we never are going to agree on a dividing line. There’s so much intellectual lebensraum neither would want to give up; such a line would get stepped over constantly. Christians always delight in the odd bit of “hard evidence” interpreted to corroborate Biblical claims (such as the occasional incompetent, crackpot geologist claiming the Grand Canyon could possibly be created in one catastrophic flood event, you know which one I’m talking about), and would hate to give it up. Similarly, many a scientist, filled with feelings of intense awe over the beauty of the universe (the “numinous;” go read Sagan if you're curious how this feels), would not readily concede that such feelings are necessarily spiritual.

NOMA's a nice idea, in a way. It's one of the many things that have separated Gould from the vitriol and teeth-gnashing that's characterized atheist prose for the last little while. And yet I have to think: no more conflict? No more debate? Fuck that. Where's the fun in everyone agreeing to disagree? I could go on about a lack of debate dulling the intellect and all that stuff, and it's all true, but the fact is if NOMA was actually realized, I'd miss the God-no God debate. I think Christopher Hitchens said as much at one point, I'm not sure.

Bottom line is, as long as we keep the boxing gloves on and things stay above the belt, I say keep tossing the punches. It's one of the many benefits we enjoy as a free society.

getting the ball rolling

I'm not going to bother with any long-winded, self-absorbed, I-like-this-and-this-and-that introductions. I've read enough blogs to know that's not what anyone needs to hear.

Just know what you'll expect to hear from me if you come back here at all (please do... and bring on the replies, I love 'em): responses to whatever happens to delight or enrage me in the morning newspaper; musings on atheism and science (particularly evolution and natural history), particularly if I pick up another book on any of them, which is often, and finally comments on music albums I buy. I'm talking mostly folk, roots and world music. And again this happens often.

In other words, I'm into where the world has been, where we we as humans have been musically, and where I think we're going based on all the cool stuff/bullshit I see us doing today. "Remains of the Eon" is based on this and the title of one of my favourite books, Remains of the Day, by Kazuo Ishiguro.

So if you're into any of these things, I hope my stuff will be entertaining enough to keep you coming back. Even if not, I'm tired of not having written down thoughts or rants I've had. Hopefully this will change that.